Hey, I'm Nick, 20, currently living in Christchurch, New Zealand, and this is my personal blog. If you want to know anything more, just hit that ? button up there. :D

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queerarvo:

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if you heard the audio you will understand why i took a screenshot

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Source: queerarvo

melsempi:

Jane tells Clementine a joke

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Source: melsempi

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

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thebabewiththepowerofvoodoo:

thebabewiththepowerofvoodoo:

When three people unfollow me within an hour

My life right now yet again!

thebabewiththepowerofvoodoo:

thebabewiththepowerofvoodoo:

When three people unfollow me within an hour

My life right now yet again!

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Source: thebabewiththepowerofvoodoo

thedeathofablog:

dean-and-samwinchester:

IT’S BACK

The first time I saw this post was before I saw supernatural and i thought it was a real clip from the show and I got really confused after I caught up and hadn’t watched this scene yet

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sorrygirlsisuckcock:

http://sorrygirlsisuckcock.tumblr.com/

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harblkun:

bowtais-are-cool:

bowtais-are-cool:

Hello! My baby!

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Hello! My honey!

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Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Oh my god

this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen

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Source: bowtais-are-cool

gaykatniss:

my new theme song

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live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

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Source: patickstump

sorrygirlsisuckcock:

http://sorrygirlsisuckcock.tumblr.com/

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randomingoftherandomness:

shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

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Source: shubbabang

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accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

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never-loseyourflamex:

grellholmes:

bangarangn1tram:

I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAT WAS FANTASTIC

that was beautiful

(via shout-in-the-ocean)

Source: slammajammadingdong